Now that I think about it, I have another story. It’s less about the bug, but entertaining nonetheless.

I was always disappointed by the lack of tanks running me down. I have noticed that, if you steal a jet from the military base, they’ll sometimes spawn a jet right behind you to fire a missile.

Well, I think I can make this on pretty short. It was sometime between 2008 and 2010, or whenever Nehalem first came out. I was in Hawaii (Maui specifically), with a pair of other guys, to build a Beowulf cluster (it’s a supercomputing cluster, for those who don’t know) of over 1000 nodes. Things were going well…

Even better idea: The Avengers are all “Troubled Black Teens,” and the only thing that can bring them together is being part of a dance team. They have to win the latest dance competition to keep their community center open!

I dunno, I think I needs a gimmick. Maybe they live in the future?

Ahh, Tulsa. My hometown, always making me proud.

I’m trying to imagine how this show could possibly jump the shark. Maybe they get a Tron-like device to shrink into a computer!

You should have shown him your genetically engineered fist punching through his sternum.

Okay, so I get why oversized swords are cool, but who thought that an oversized socket wrench was the next best thing? What, are we gonna have crazy ninjutsu adventures in mecha repair?

Give me more prompts like that and I'll try! I have lots of weird stories, but not all of them are tech related. I lead a very strange life.

Aww man, I was sure my story was going to make it.

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Well, this was some years back, when Circuit City was still a thing. It was the early days of their version of the "Geek Squad," and I was only the second or third person the Tulsa store had hired on. I was maybe nineteen at the time, if even that.

Somehow, all of this just paints Cryer as a closeted fedora wearer. He's such a nice guy, and that prostitute totally wasn't delaying fucking him.

Well shit. I think this pretty much guarantees that we won't be getting the "Kidz Bop" version of the song.

The solution is obvious: Newt was autistic and dreamt the entirety of Alien 3 and Resurrection.

The unspoken clause here is that you can't already have a full time job and don't expect to get paid much of anything.

Meeeeeeeh. The past few seasons have been stale and predictable on the humor front. It's basically just tossing the same jokes and character actions into a new scenario every week.

I've never felt the characters were that interesting or compelling. Even Glen was a shadow of a character, and I never saw why people were so upset about what happened to him. Which is to say, this isn't the kind of writing that can sustain this soap opera phase.

I dropped it once I read a few issues into the timeskip. The characters are nowhere near interesting or compelling enough to get me to slog through hobbled Rick and teen angst Carl's adventures. On the other hand, I never found it to be very good. The only driving force to keep me reading was the "anything could…