There is nobody so charming as an abusive man.

There is nobody so charming as an abusive man. They have to cultivate those skills to entrap their partners.

I couldn’t bring myself to let anyone spend $120 on a cup of watered leaves for me, although I’m sure it is delicious. :)

First, I love Jezebel. And I have to say that even the negative comments about me on this site are much less mean spirited than on the WaPo site. A lot of angry dudes calling me a golddigger, fat, unattractive, wishing me STDs ...I could go on but you get the picture.

I don’t disagree with you, but like some “larger than life” figures with over sized presence maybe she expected him to be physically bigger?

You have chosen wisely with your affection. (Bears kills me)

“This is a guy who just messages you ‘impress me.’ on OKCupid.”

Woke is when someone has “woke up to” the forces of injustice and inequality. The Social Justice Force has been awakened in them, if you will.

Woke bae makes no sense. I’m officially an “old”

In which universe is Hadid fuller and chunky? He means breasts, right? Right?

The difference between Uber and taxi drivers is that if the customer is assaulted, there is an electronic footprint with an her driver to be used as evidence. That’s all I see. There’s no way to centralize assault data with every radio service in the country.

Completely stolen from Margaret Atwood and paraphrased quite poorly:

All of this only leads me to conclude that Eddie Cibrian must be a sociopath — it is amazing how he’s managed to fade back while letting his ex-wife and current wife have nearly a decade-long public feud, never focusing their anger on him even though he caused this shitstorm. I’m sure he will do this to any future…

I will watch this SO HARD but

I kind of agree with her. Saying HP had misfortunes would be like saying Ted Kennedy had driving whoopsies.

First of all, I don’t accept your premise that I’m not qualified to play starting center for the LA Clippers. I mean yes, I’m 5’3” and a bit soft in the middle, but a losing record is good for a team, not bad.

I’ll admit that I have a soft spot for Brandi (I’m not really sure why, considering she was at least the second worst person on last season’s RHOBH). She should certainly be well over Eddie, but I can tell you from personal experience that not having your children on major holidays never gets any easier, even after a…

That’s a defender’s job. That’s a noble calling. I mean he gave us the Kardashian’s and all, so I’m not putting him up for sainthood and he married Kris, like how messed up was he. However we need people to defend the innocent, the guilty and the we don’t know, other wise what is the point of law?

Don’t get me wrong! I like seeing a 360 of the gown and getting all the details. But the way they make them stand in there and make those goofy faces and the running commentary...it’s totally awkward. I’ve never seen a celeb in there NOT look silly.