I loved this book SO much!!! And yeah, you just won 2016 and it is only day two.

I must have more details on why Judy Blume mentioned you in a tweet. Brushes with fame are always awesome.

Yay for the negative strep AND for the tweet! That’s AWESOME.

Hey Jezebellians,

Good.

Yes!

Having grown-up kids is the greatest. My son’s 22 now and he brings me booze.

I’m drinking prosecco from a glass that says “boo you whore” ala mean girls on it. Because champagne flutes don’t hold enough booze and fuck 2015. Also I am making cake.

What am I drinking? I wish I could answer that I have whipped up a pitcher of Pimm’s Cup or perhaps concocted a hand crafted Tom Collins using a limited batch gin. But no, I’m loyal to the box wine. Enjoy your Twilight Zone-a-thon, that sounds delightful! Nightmare at 20,000 Feet is one of my favorite episodes, I…

I went out and bought some Coney Island hard Root Beer, after reading someone’s (I don’t remember who) suggestion earlier today, and it is so good. Jezzies have some great suggestions.

In spite of not drinking in general, I’ll be having a small glass of ice cider later. It’s a very sweet licquor made from apples that have been left on the branch until after they freeze in winter. It compresses the flavour or something. It’s pretty much the only alcohol I can stand, and even that in tiny doses,…

Right now seltzer, but trying to decide whether to pull out the champagne. I’m not sure 2015 is worth staying awake to say good bye to, quite honestly. Hope you and Cindymoo are feeling better soon!

This day-old champagne is not doing it, so I’m going to run over to the mom n pop market/liquor store and grab a celebratory bottle of pinot noir. And maybe a bar of dark chocolate.

I made a grave error in drinking judgment this evening while out at a burger joint. I love Bloody Mary’s and stupidly ordered the house specialty version which had bourbon in it. Combined with my anxiety about flying tomorrow which was already wreaking havoc on my tummy, things have become... unpleasant. The rest of…

happy new year everyone! i drank too too much and i’m spending the day dealing with a hangover. the vacation from hell is over, thank god. i never want to deal with my SIL and any relationship she has ever again. they argued during the whole two hour car-ride to the airport.

Dream Killers suck. To be completely fair, my husband refuses to let me get an electric cattle prod “for protection.” I even promised I’d be careful with it.

I can’t watch Family Feud without Richard Dawson hosting. He was sleazy by kissing everyone on the mouth, but he was open about it. I loved his sense of humor, from all the way back on Match Game. So Richard Dawson Family Feud or no dice.

I hear you, but it’s a little much to be upset that you didn’t produce something totally beautiful as a complete novice. The difference between a good-looking painting and a bad one is rarely a matter of just one thing that a teacher can easily help you fix. There’s a reason people value art, and it’s because it…

My husband said: DO THEY HAVE PUDDING IN JAIL???

there have been 3 today actually. can’t we just relish in the justice for one afternoon? is it so wrong?