At that age, I’d have loved to have unexpected, unfettered internet access to write my final paper.

Counter argument: Shut Up and Dance is damn fun.

My family knows and quotes every damn line from that movie at every family gathering.

It is retaliation for being in inspiration for Entourage.

Couldn’t agree more. I am about to LOSE it. Why does the elf behave badly and then expect the kids to behave? Why do the parents make so much work for themselves (especially flour snow angels—who wants to clean up all that flower?!)?

We do the elf. I’m into it, I really love crafty things so this is like a holiday crafty challenge., I post some of my favourite ones on my instagram. My kid isn’t having this terrified reaction though, she usually finds it and says that Pinpin is funny.

You need weirder friends. My feed this time of year includes pictures of that elf either doing bad things or having bad things down to it. Here is one of my favorites.

I always figured the Santa thing was for the parents, so that the parents give without an expectation of thanks. That’s how we did. Full disclosure: i am terrible at this stuff, and my youngest told us on Christmas day when he was 4 that he didn’t believe in Santa because he had found all the hidden presents. He also…

Why do you give the girls a pass for being “brainwashed”, but not the guys?

Wait, are people actually implying she’s the abnormal one because she’d rather be at home with her family than hanging out with a bunch of idiotic bitches who gossip and pick fights with each other for a living?

Is it really so hard to figure out why she doesn’t like to hang out with women when these are the women? I mean, if she couldn’t manage brunch with me and my group of chill girls, I’d think that was weird, but I’d literally rather die than be stuck on the boat with the people she’s stuck with. I’d be overboard and swim…

you know... you take the good. you take the bad.

Not really, and at least as condescending. That is her life. I don’t know why so damned many people act like homebodies are incomprehensible or something, we’ve been a part of human society for fucking ever.

my bank account wants to be tripletsies with amy and jennifer’s bank accounts.

I WANT A FRIEND WHO CAN GET ME A DIOR DRESS MADE CAUSE IM CHUBBY.

Well she's gorgeous!

OMG you got a rescue cat with no eyes? Man, that is dedication. I love cats and have had them for 27 years but I don't think I could do that.

I agree. Most of the time it’s gross, but pets are a thing you need the permission of anyone you share living space with.

You totes rock! A cat pars the uninsured lost Blackberry. You get an awesome kitty and modify the errant behavior of the hubby.

Omg thank you for the permission I’m going to open this bottle of red I got from Napa last month.