This sounds like the time I scribbled ALL OVER the walls in crayon, and when my mom (quite reasonably) asked me what the fuck I was playing at, four-year-old me smiled and said “I made the house SO PRETTY FOR YOU, mommy!”

Oooooh no but I still could! She loves me.

I just want to get in here before the flood of “why aren’t you supervising your children” comments to say, preemptively, fuck off.

Call me crazy, but I don’t know the address of the place where a father of a close friend, who I know personally, puts his sleazy spank bank material out there for the world to see.

I mean, I wasn’t exactly *recommending* this approach, unless you’re totally comfortable with your family.

The mom of one of my good friends wrote a novel with a couple steamy sex scenes and self published it on Amazon. He was not amused when we all bought copies.

I think Cards Against Humanity will keep us entertained quite a while longer.

I get that she isn’t forcing anyone to do anything. I think it’s just tone. Offering those services is obviously fine, especially for people who want to be more involved. I guess I read into it that those of us who don’t want that are missing out on something or wrong. Maybe I read too strongly into it, but this…

Some of it is also that hysterectomy and the resulting menopause is absolutely terrifying. Once I got the diagnosis, I was stupid enough to google it, and wound up a complete hysterical basketcase. I felt like I would overnight turn old, fat, smell bad, never ever want sex again and even if I did it would be terrible…

Personally, I don’t think we give most children enough credit when it comes to understanding these issues. I wouldn’t suggest giving an in-depth technical lesson on STDs and AIDs and homophobia to a five year old, but kids aged 9/10 and up can certainly understand these concepts-though whether they’re capable of…

I'd do it too. All the women in my female did of family have had breast cancer, but I tested neg. for brca. When I had my tubal ligation, and the dr said they could completely remove the tubes, I was secretly excited- one extra way to prevent cancer!

Testing positive for a BRCA1 mutation is a pretty big fucking health issue.

She had the surgery to lessen her chance of ovarian cancer, not uterine cancer. If she wanted to eliminate that risk, she would just have removed the uterus. While removing the uterus eliminates periods, it does not put a woman into menopause.

I’m glad Angelina is talking about this. Why are women issues so damn taboo? I had a partial hysterectomy one year ago. People would whisper the word when talking to me about it. Whisper! smh

Did she do something to you because you seem a bit mad. Also how dare you say she was faking it or there was nothing wrong with her. Her Mother, Grandmother and her Aunt all died from cancer and that down to BRCA1 gene which Angelina also inherited. When you see that many family members die and you have such a high…

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

So I’m guessing it was a proxy buyer, and this thing is on its way to one of Trump’s mansions?

Tyga’s creditors?

Oh that’s beautiful. So perfect. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess it was Parts and Labor... (also ps I live in Logan Square??)

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.