Nice! Mine is still in toddler age so sitting for more than 5 minutes doesn't happen, unless he's sick or tired. But maybe a movie-themed party at our house with all the same and a favorite Disney movie on the tv? Great idea! Thanks!

I think Ashley did push things because not many designers would put those designs on plus size women. Not many designers think of how to make clothes for plus size people or even consider it. She's showing these designs could work on fat bodies.

In fairness, my zoo membership also functions as my gym membership (lots of walking) and my “dear God, let me out of the house to see some sunlight” pass.

Can we add “too judged”? Because parents that try to let their kids fall down and be more feral and learn from their mistakes get arrested now. Somewhere along the line we made imperfect parenting a crime.

A. Crappy child/disabled/elder care

Even worse are the stores that hide all of their 18+ sizes online, so you can’t even try something on. Or carry only 1-2 bigger sizes for each item, while carrying 20 size 4s.

My Marshall’s and TJ Maxx both have dinky “Women’s” sections with ugly shit, and Kohls is only a little better.

Shot through the tongue

Yeah, that’s kind of her style. I hate to say it because I love that she is lobbying for inclusiveness but her own style kind of sucks for me. She has all the resources in the world and some of her red carpet looks just leave me at “yikes”. Girl needs to hit the plus section of Mod Clith and pick up a few amazing…

It’s still expensive and FULL of polyester.

I made this cake today. My friend had a a small wedding and I made it for her. I feel like it came out pretty good, not like...Martha Stewart or even Good Housekeeping good but absolutely nice. It was delicious.

I GOT THE JOB

They interviewed me yesterday and I felt like I was such an inept stammering mess that they were bound to give it to the other applicant. But they offered it to me.

On the one hand, I am excited, and on the other, I am so, so scared. I am convinced that I am going to be terrible at it and fuck everything…

I will claim hood girls since I am from Bed Stuy.

You can fit so much stuff into one Mass.

No.

Let’s say I’m the child of gay parents (I actually am, but I digress) and let’s say for some bass ackwards reason, I decide I really, really want to be Mormon. There’s no more sure fire way to make me hate your church and feel you’re a bunch of jerks than for you to shun me for something I have no control over.

She is going to need a thicker skin though. The rigors of campaigning and constantly having to simulate human emotions puts a lot of wear and tear on the containment shell, and if a breach occurs during a public event and the howling evil trapped within spews forth into a rapidly blacking sky it could definitely have…

“conservative women are held to a different standard than liberal women.”

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.

Did I wake up in some alternate universe in which presidential candidates WANT people to believe they’ve stabbed someone and hit their mother with a hammer?? I’m losing my mind right?? Are we dead??