Yeah, but think about that carpet. Queso. Gumbo. Meats. Ground in over the years with bits of leaves and human residue.

I think Jamba Juice needs a spokeswoman named Watermelondrea.

My husband and I took a break for about 2 years, and were not intending to get back to gether. But we did and we’re still married. It was actually really valuable to our relationship. I hope we can wind up like you guys.

I did it and am now married to the person I did that with but I acknowledge that this is a freak situation and it almost universally means “this relationship is fucked but I don’t want to have to be the bad guy”.

Celebrity social media accounts get hacked at the damnedest moments. The timing is truly remarkable.

for the last time,

Twice now, I have seen this fucker with one of those at a Walmart get out of his car, ride it not just through the parking lot, but inside the Walmart and all around it at top speed while wearing headphones, totally oblivious to the world around him. I keep waiting for him to run over a child and (obviously for…

this wasn’t even a catholic thing though, i know catholic orphanages that adopt to divorced parents or single parents at least here in the US. Their religion doesn’t say no to this, it’s just their own beliefs at this specific group of nuns.

If you don’t want it pronounced that way then don’t put the accent on it. Accents are not lace doilies, they don’t just dress up the letters, they change how they sound.

Dude has six children, none of which were adopted, two were conceived using IVF and dares to talk about abortion? Nope, no hypocrite there.

Will you survive? Maeby.

And that’s fine, but it doesn’t mean a photo of him proves anything about his character.

Red flag is him refusing joint custody and immediately going for sole custody. An excellent parent recognizes that the children need a relationship with both parents.

Abusive people don’t look like cartoon villains, but rather like normal people. I’m not saying this guy is abusive, but posting a smiling photo of him with his kid literally proves nothing one way or the other.

Because he's an asshole, that's why. He wants to make things difficult for his ex because he's a vindictive man-child. If he was verbally abusive to her during the relationship, he'll come down even harder outside of the relationship to "make her pay."

I was the sexy cowardly lion a few years ago; made it myself from finds at Value Village.

However, I did end up looking more like a cast member of Cats who had resorted to prostitution than anything else...

... is it insensitive to go as a dead lion? Like. I’m genuinely asking this because I really don’t know where the line is anymore.

I am so fascinated by Spiritualism. Those wacky mediums.

I actually don’t like chocolate so I use my awesome chocolate chip cookie recipe and omit the chips. I know, I’m a monster.

Equality Matters, the LGBT-focused arm of Media Matters, did some great research on just how bad the mainstream media handles trans issues.