i love the bows! hard to tell what it really looks like without seeing it on someone but i’m sure you looked wonderful!

have you seen the old Steve Martin movie Parenthood? That happens in the movie - retainer gets thrown out in Chuckee Cheese trash - and when Steve is complaining like why are we doing this?! Mom (Mary Steenburgen) replies that if he’d lost $400 in the trash, he’d look for it. - I actually agree with that.

I give the marriage 24 mos tops.

The most upsetting part is that $4,000 for a dress is considered “lower-end” by many.

Ahhhh, gotcha. Mr. DEB posited that Cumming may have been referring to the restaurant practice of bringing a customer a cup, a tea bag, and a little pot of hot water when filling an order for tea, instead of using a pot of steeped tea.

Anybody seen this awesomeness going around?

“You could have supported gay marriage sooner.”

I never imagined Trump’s hair used as a trophy, but now I want it mounted on a wall Gaston-style more than I’ve ever wanted anything in my life.

So, in the two years between splitting from Amber and hooking up with Kim, Kanye only took 30 showers.

Yeah. I feel like I remember him making a full-force stupid quote about feminism over a year ago. Like offensively bad. And it’s just weird that in a gossip roundup blurb about SlutWalk, one woman is named, two dude allies-participants are named.

Justin Bieber’s friends say he doesn’t drink or do drugs anymore.

You’re so lucky...

Amazing! New life goal: Tea time with Jennifer Wilson and Alan Cumming.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

Alan Cumming responded to me on Twitter once. It remains a highlight of my life.

Omg, Helen Mirren and Alan Cumming together = charmsplosion

Sounds like he had dumping syndrome. (I’m not making that up.)

The very idea that people think “Trump says what we’re all thinking” is appalling. Really? So we live in a country where everyone thinks up racist and sexist shit all the time? I mean I’m not surprised, but I don’t understand how people don’t realize what a fucked up statement that is.

I am so positive that is the case, but I just feel so, decadent, buying clothes to be unconscious in...it’s weird and irrational.