I had a coworker ask me to dance at a Christmas party once and I gave him my best April Ludgate and said “DOES IT LOOK LIKE I DANCE? NO. It looks like I sit at home and smoke pot and listen to records.”

He laughed and bought me a beer and we talked about music all night.

And WOW I just got really, really sad because I…

pretending to enjoy going to clubs.
shitty music, douchey bros, overpriced drinks, and I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that it’s perfectly okay that I don’t dance.
do. not. dance.

I live in California and supported and continue to support prop 47. I have not heard anything about violent criminals being released en masse here.

Well, according to that Louisiana sheriff featured yesterday, she should have killed him first.

Bitches have no respect.

Man, men with domestic violence convictions just can’t get a fair shake in the dating world. Don’t those bitches understand his ex was crazy?

I just want to be able to walk into a meeting and say “Don’t fuck with me fellas. This ain’t my first rodeo!” How amazing is this movie?

Okay but furreal this is my entire life goal right here

That and payoffs. Perhaps he is an arm dealer.

Then don’t have kids in the U.S.

An American actress is unlikely to get any work in Europe unless she fluently speaks the languages the films are in. If she can get a work visa she might be able to get the odd job in Britain. Why do so many people think it’s totally reasonable for a woman who met and married a man in the US and had and raised their…

Congratulations, this is the dumbest comment I have ever seen on this website. I didn’t think it could be done, but you’ve done it. Feel free to clock out now.

*ahem*

Not to mention there is an 8 y/o boy (her son) in the house, meaning she'd have to reasonably secure that weapon, yet somehow have it magically at the ready whenever the psycho ex decides he may want to trespass and do her harm. Smh.

In fairness, it falls under the category of domestic abuse battery, and in Louisiana, domestic abuse battery involving strangulation can carry a prison sentence of up to three years.

Most of the time the abuser shoots the wife/girlfriend with their own gun. Life ain’t a movie, rambo.

Sounds like you have never been a battered woman nor do you understand what it’s like to be one so sit down with that trolling bullshit.

I know, right? I could get ten people deported like that.

Ever seen a state-run mental hospital? And private facilities run into the hundred thousand dollar per year mark quickly.

Trying 13 year olds as adults is inhumane. Trying a 13 year old who is also mentally ill as an adult should be a violation of the constitution. Why is the US so batshit crazy when it comes to the criminal justice system?