Caitlyn is still a republican, I’m afraid...

I mean, sure, it is a minor problem, but it is a very real issue that transgender people face. My 8 year old daughter is trans and we were literally on the hunt for a suit today. We ended up going with board shorts for bottoms because we were having such trouble finding something.

Indeed it is.

This poor girl :( Seeing this girl broke my heart this morning. As someone who’s spent some time in a children’s hospital with a sick kid I can say that visits like these from anyone, from friends, family, athletes, celebrities, really is a beautiful gesture. We got to watch the most recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Movie…

Judy Blume: replacing people’s moms since 1970.

Me too, man. Are we too old to start fan clubs? Like maybe one for grown ups that love her? Already Bloomed for Blume? The Late Blume-ers? Judy-Come Latelys? I feel like there’s something there. What I’m saying is I want to sit in a circle and read Judy Blume books out loud while drinking a lot of wine.

All right, that’s it, humanity. Get on the bus, you are going to day camp because you have clearly run out of things to do.

Y’all, the hair bow is a throwback to the 60s and 70s, therefore I can’t wear it because of that rule where if you’re old enough to remember a thing the first time around, you shouldn’t wear it when it comes back. So take it from me, if you wear that hairbow you will be retro, but in a cute way. There is nothing new…

I know I’ve used it before...But!

You two are literally (and not metaphorically) the first people to get my name. I am a sucker for old movies and musicals. South Pacific is in my top 10.

I find this story unreasonably adorable. I love when parents pay attention to things their kids actually love instead of projecting.

I used to work at a McDonalds for 5 years. If the garbage smelled from a dirty diaper, we changed it, sprayed some air freshner and were done. We had to do a bathroom cleanliness check every 1/2 hr minimum anyways, changing a garbage was no big thing, we wouldn’t think anything of it. Go ahead and use the garbage cans…

I don’t have kids but do have dogs, and toss tied bags of dog poop in outdoor trash cans.

This is insane.

Anything Linda Tripp is against, I am probably for. #hilldog2016

What on earth has she done that makes anyone want to hear from her, other than set the FBI on someone who thought she was a friend? I hate when these utter ignoramuses suddenly get all this attention because the media decides that they’re somehow significant. I care less about who she wants to be President than I care…

Har-har! Linda Tripp complaining about someone lacking “integrity”. I assume she keeps all the mirrors in her house covered.

Jesus. 77°F is 25°C. That is nuts. It’s one thing to be working in an office that doesn’t have air conditioning, so it occasionally gets that warm on summer days, but quite another to aim for it. I’m a girl, and that is TOO HOT. Are the rest of you secretly lizard people? You are. I knew it.

Well, in the poodles defense I was bouncing a ball off his head and yelling ‘BOING!’ I never did it again. He never did it again. I cried so hard when that dog died.

Sigh. I want to hate Uber, it’s sketchy and I’ve heard so many bad things. But...