I mean... I think the soundest advice anyone could give them would be go into total retirement, buy a remote island, and enjoy your millions in silence. Any chance of reputation/legacy salvaging is shot to hell. At this point what are they even trying to accomplish?

I remember when they had sizes for me and then that fell by the wayside! Again, shocked!

I have students who are hunters. We were talking about Sandy Hook. One of the kids said he didn't understand why there were assault rifles because they were only made to kill people. They weren't good for hunting.

The NRA will use this to say background checks are ineffective and don't matter. What should really happen is the background check system needs to be made stronger, and more reliable.

I am having an opposite experience, the hate comes easily.

I think we might want to look a little closer at Fincher himself. It seems as though being in one of his movies causes nothing but trouble for his male leads. OBSERVE:

kill me

maybe because Hinsdale

Am I the only one who takes issue with using the word “sex” in the recent reporting? He wanted to incapacitate them, which would mean rape, no?

Despite it being customary round these parts to take time to post an insightful comment I must deviate juuuust this one time.

Shit Jennifer, I know we are all trying to stay in character here, but I just laughed out loud. More comments please.

that sounds hellacious! I was getting migraines on the pill when I moved over to the IUD, and I wanted nothing to do with my boyfriend too. It’s awesome to have options!

I will unconditionally believe every single word about this man. If someone writes in to say he has a fetish for German circus clowns, I will believe it. If another person writes in to say that Trump makes his employees watch Beetlejuice once a year for motivational purposes, I will believe it. If someone details the…

Well the Brits did dress pretty fancy and wore wigs...

Yeah, and just over half a century ago, this guy would have been refusing to issue licences to interracial couples.

“PRESHUS UNBOARNE BABBIES!!!”

I’m one of these women who received an IUD for free in Colorado.

The comment is not disingenuous, it’s completely accurate and relevant. Those other things you listed are also dangers, but this isn’t an article on the safety of large breed dogs, so your comment is irrelevant to the discussion.

I'm a teacher and it freaks me out when people say teachers should have guns. Kids get into everything and I would be spending all my time chasing them away from it. No, I don't want to be responsible for a gun.

Except that cars nor dogs nor swimming pools were designed specifically to kill.