I like her - a lot - and I’m not freaking out. None of this is news, and none of it is insurmountable.

Making jokes about people's dress sense isn't the same as mocking other women's bodies. Also even if she's being hypocritical this is still pretty sad?

I've had assholes from both sides. I say I've officially given up trying to have kids, I've had some who are all about recommending every single method I should have tried and then attempting to make me feel bad for not wanting to have done that.

I'm a parent. I did not have kids because I thought it was the right thing to do for the world. I had kids because I wanted them. It's probably the most selfish thing I ever did. Now that they are here I do unselfish things for them. But the having of them was definitely all for me.

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

"You know, one snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high, that the world is your gynecologist."

I keep getting called by pro-life organizations, so I've started donating $5 to Planned Parenthood every time they call me. :)

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I dunno. One time for my birthday my husband wanted to buy me an outfit, so I gave him free reign. Three hours later, and I had a black camisole and a grey cardigan from Banana Republic. The grey sweater looked great in my collection of other grey sweaters.

I'll dig up this post if I'm ever up by Chicago!

Sadly, while I'd love to be all post-y about something like that, I've already been lightly doxxed once before and with that information out there I wouldn't be comfortable posting too many specifics without more backup >_>; SC is scary ya'll.

My conversation with my younger teenage sister.

I'm not one of those "your problems are small because people in place Y dont have X".

Can we at least agree that Louis is the worst?

Poor Garbage Can! Maybe he lost a bunch of weight?

I hate that I'm typing this, but GWB was better looking than Ted Cruz.

Because a stylish, well-tailored wardrobe is only something the ladies and the gays care about, duh! He's a man's man, he's too busy shooting guns and doing other man-things to spend time with such superficial concerns!

Next time you feel you can reduce someone's faith into a two sentence post with advice on how that person should interact with it...don't.

Eh, I doubt it. He was in Austin to promote the new Entourage movie, along with the rest of the cast who were also in town.

Oh, shut up, Sarah.

Sounds like you're the one who needs to get a new job. You sound pretty bitter about the one you have. Yes, we applied for a job, we got an offer, we accepted the job. That offer, in my case at least, was $2.00 an hour plus tips. If we don't get tipped, we miss part of our pay. There were a couple of nights when…