The shame factor of those things is no joke. I lost mine and actually ended up replacing it because seeing how goddamn low those numbers were now that I work in an office terrified the shit out of me. Not having them shoved in my face multiple times a day made it easier to be in denial.

Whatever. It may not be totally accurate but the $50 I spent on my fitbit was worth it. It 100% shames me into walking more. Judgemental numbers do so much more for me than they should. Do whatever works for you. All I know is that getting to the step goal becomes an obsession with users and it gets you moving more.

I shrieked with glee when I saw Tina, Amy and that ignorant slut Jane Curtin* behind the Weekend Update desk. While I thought the actual bits tried waaaay too hard, I loved seeing the three of those smart, funny badasses sitting up there.

Next year's cover is going to be a woman in stirrups with a speculum in. Just right up in it. If we're having this vagina conversation anyway, we might as well see an actual vagina, damnit.

I'm just annoyed at how many people, especially grown women, don't know the difference between a vulva and a vagina. Even if she was wearing nothing below the waist you wouldn't be able to see her vagina in that pose!

Banks needs to shut her mouth. Badu even was gonna take the heat on it by saying she didn't get it due to age. That's not shade. Saying something isn't your scene doesn't mean you're trashing it.

i'll check her out.

There's nothing wrong with her body, that's how a 47 year old body looks, if you're lucky and have very, very good genes. Why people should continue the myth that beautiful = young I don't know. Because as a species our window of youth is relatively small, and we'll be old far longer than young. That's a long time to…

I loved it. It is a Very Important Book in my life. If you didn't like it, fine. It is not "awful". 50 Shades of Grey is awful. But Jennifer Weiner is a good writer who knows how to tell a story. But she is also aware that most people are not her audience. She writes extremely compelling stories for her…

Having never read Jonathan Franzen - but having read most of Jennifer Weiner's highly-readable novels, usually on an airplane - I can only say that this interview made me feel strongly that he is a total dickhead.

Sometimes it's not clear just how bad your relationship is until you experience something more normal. That can be a huge wake up call.

I was skeptical, too, but it turns out RumChata is the shit. It's awesome in coffee.

It's always more than a little strange when you see people who claim to be pro-Jewish and pro-Israel describing Muslims as filthy and essentially sub-human. DOES THAT LANGUAGE NOT RING A FUCKING BELL?!?

For real; I had already fostered my little lady for 6 weeks and decided to adopt, and they basically needed me to hand over my life saving, social security number, and sign a document swearing to walk her on the hour every hour. (this is an exaggeration, but they did get pissy when I said I'm gone for 6 hours/day,…

You think he is fully functional but will he be able to take care of himself, his money, a place to live, and be able to stay employed as an adult? You know nothing in your position. It is heartbreaking to a parent to realize that they won't live forever and will get old and need help and yet, have a kid who cannot…

I would love it if one of these shows actually showed someone choosing to have the abortion. That would be something.

This really ups the celebrity yogurt endorsement game. Your movie, Jamie Lee Curtis and Heidi Klum. YOUR MOVE.

Soon as I saw this, I said, no WHEY!

Apparently you are not even remotely familiar with Harper Lee. Not sure why you're commenting in that case.

Nope, I'm pretty sure he is clueless. As are you. Because to ask BECK of all people to "respect artistry" means you have no fucking idea who Beck is or what he's about.