We were going through old pictures & my brat of a daughter wanted to know what was up with my hair. The 90s. The 90s was what was up with my hair. And I was adorable.

Well to be fair, she basically went to American Spring Break Mexico then got caught for ordering Dominoes, so it's not like she went deep undercover like a reasonably smart criminal.

And each time, the judge should say “hmmmm maybe. Let me sleep on it!” Then perp walk her in the next day and laugh and laugh and laugh while bail is denied again.

where is My FUCKing MINT!!!!!

I know I love you too.

I think I love you.

Report back.

Thank you. I too am clueless.

Yep. He screwed Brandi over both by cheating in her and royally messing up her finances (I remember it being a big deal when she could finally rent again without her dad as a co-signer) and then he consistently allows wife #2 to really taunt Brandi with the life she expected to be living right now. And I think that’s…

If that was the only way I got to see my kids on a holiday...

Leann has so incredibly little respect for Brandi as the children’s mother that it's ridiculous. I don't like to wish bad on people, but part of me hopes that Leann gets the same treatment from Eddies next wife.

I think it's an inherently awkward situation, which makes you do something to stop the awkward which just makes it mor awkward.

Though there is something incredibly sexy about a man in a perfectly tailored plain black tux... (I'm looking at you Clooney...)

I'm with you on the mani-cam but I like the 360. I like seeing an interesting back or side detail on the gown that may not be noticed unless the wearer is doing some crazy awkward uncomfortable pose.

I apologize on behalf of white people. We have no excuse.

Yep. Us Catholics are a bunch of idol worshipping Papists with our fancy “prayer jewelry”.

1) nothing about this looked fun, even for 5 minutes on Bravo. I’m sorry you had to experience it for real.

I promise I would be equally enthralled with anyone’s 2 year old. Equally because 2 year olds are darling and I'm really feeling having 2 grown kids at the end of my childbearing years.

Find the consignment shop in your local ritzy neighborhood. My kids wore all designer baby clothes and I don't think I paid more than $10 for anything ($20 for a coat. I'm not a cheap monster...)

Yes. Yes she does. She also makes my soon to be defunct ovaries hurt. (Defunct due to age & disinterest to start over again from spouse. Nothing traumatic...)