You know with this guy and that other guy in New Zealand, I'm noticing a very, very unpleasant pattern among bro-type game-playing boyfriends of unwed mothers. This guy though, he shouldn't feel sad that he's going to prison, he should think of it as GTA:IRL - the ballad of a sad sack and the consequences he must…

Kingdom Hearts 2, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Dissidia 012: Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core = George Newburn.

Unless they got special permission from corporate or their district manager, they're not supposed to do that until Monday night at about six. Also, there are local game stores here in Hawaii that are notorious for never adhering to street-dates and have been selling MvC3 since Thursday. Man, it really does suck…

@icepick314: The real question is, where do their hands (Megaman, Bass, Protoman) go when they retract?

@Recoil: It might be a lip plate, which is the evolved form of the labret lip piercing.

Dang, there goes that selling point. I guess there's no good reason to play any of those other games, or Gears of War 3 for that matter, right?

@ComplicitOwl: You'd be surprised. At the least, I try to provide information I've culled from this very website.

Man, finally starting to see all those perks that people always thought that we had trickle their way into reality. Next thing you know, employees will be flying out to Nintendo to hand carry rush shipments of 3DS systems...

If you only knew how many layers deep my love for nesting dolls goes! I used to watch Sesame Street everyday in the hopes that I'd get to see the one stop-motion clip where a nesting doll counts to ten by opening to smaller and smaller ones and when you think that there couldn't possibly be a smaller one in…

@SixTwoSixFour: Thus the question bears repeating: where does his hand go?

@Toshi: I ran a random name search on Facebook only to find out that a girl I used to know and hang out with was dead. I didn't know about it, but it apparently happened two summers ago. I don't even know what happened because newspapers can't afford to keep obituaries online so they outsource a lot of them to…

Gamestop always defaults to 999.99 when there is either a price that they don't know yet, but don't want to miss out on pre-orders, or if it's something that isn't actually intended for immediate sale (i.e. your just traded in PSP Memory Stick Pro Duo). This here, this is the opposite of news...this is olds.

@Ash Paulsen: Those are there voices, but those are the same clips that play before and after challenges, as well as a few spatterings of in-game dialogue.

@dxrebirth: So far the only game to really squeeze any amount of color from the Unreal Engine 3 has been what, Enslaved? Still, it's really angry brown smashing other angry brown to tiny little bits...angrily.

@EdgarJPublius: Have you seen the TGS 2010 Debut trailer for it? Three words: Gigantic Space Buddha. That has to warrant at least a little surprise, right?

@mrClint: Correction, there is a GIGANTIC Space Buddha in this game.

Angry Buddhas and sword-catching! This is why I keep telling people to look out for this game, for it will be awesome! (Maximum hype level engaged).

@Deunan: I made this comment elsewhere, but my thoughts are that the Wii Balance Board will be used as a stand-in for an in-game sacrificial altar. If the thing is sensitive enough to recognize a person's positioning, maybe it can recognize different items that need to be offered up, or maybe making a person lie on…

@TimeNeverRests (PS1): Yeah, I realized that about two seconds after posting, but didn't feel like editing. Still, one out of every 25 people is still none too shabby.

I made an easy decision going from the DS Lite to the DSi when it came out, because I wasn't ever really going to play any more GBA games. I made a hard decision going from the DSi to the DSi XL when I could not only afford the jump, but also stomach the twenty to thirty dollars in downloads I had on the system that…