Mom stayed sexy and didn’t get murdered.

I feel like this place would also force employees to use crystal-clutcher names likes Ocean or Meadow.

Not sure if she had them before, but her latest thing is telling every library worker she comes across that cats are venomous because one had bitten her and it made her finger swell up (“They have venom in their fangs!”). She then shows you her gnarly-looking finger as proof.

We had a regular at my library (who actually sounds a lot like the woman in Katie’s story) bring a suitcase in while she was at the computers. She got up and took her things with her to do something outside, then we noticed the puddle at her station. When she came back, our manager determined that she had been…

I know someone whose husband is still like this.

13 cents guy sounds like this lovely gentleman I had as a customer once. It was around the holidays, and I was working at a calendar kiosk inside of a mall where I was typically the only employee on site. This guy comes in wearing a Santa hat, and wants to exchange a calendar for another one. Not a problem, I let him…