Alright, Luke. Let's team up and play World Map Diplomacy. I'll take Africa, you take Europe, and we'll split the world in half.

This program doesn't work on my Mac.

It's been far too long for me, Tim. By the way I got 498 on Zig.

Cake Boss forgot to put the spots of dark chocolate on the mound.

I dunno. Carcillo was scoring game-winning goals for my team last season.

Boyle and Carcillo on the same line is basically asking every fan base to hate your team.

I got a question for you, Luke. My car's exhaust port, which is about two meters wide, is kind of exposed to the harsh realities of life. Is this a potential problem in the future?

So you're still the same?

Commenting more and more, if you hadn't noticed. Don't have as many people pressing that button that gets you to the top of the page, though. Seems all you have to do now is link .gifs to get that to happen?

Or on Twitter as @JohnEffinMadden.

Wut?

From the bowels of his Mets cave, Duke had the following to say:

I was always one to try to comment on every single article, and did my best to be funny. It was only in the sports and weekend articles where I really found my groove. You let me and Duke run rampant all over those damn Box Scores and Stick Jockeys and boy oh boy was it fun.

Easily the best thing I've listened to in the past 365 days.

MLB The Show: Any year after 2010.

MLB The Show: 2012.

MLB The Show: 2014, when it comes out.

MLB The Show: 2011.

MLB The Show: 2013.

MLB The Show: 2010.