EXCUSE ME, LUKE. WHERE IS YODA STORIES?

There are quite a few for me.

Ah yes the Charles Stuart murder. That part where Cromwell didn’t let him talk at his own trial was kind of messed up.

Maybe so, but can we really say the that NBA teams of the mid to late 2000s are equal to that of the mid to late 80s/1990?

I think that the “this team went to x championships” argument is quite tired. I think that speaks volumes more about any specific league/conference/division/whatever.

Me reading this:

Bot Flies are better than mosquitoes? AM I GOING TO HAVE TO LINK A VIDEO OF A BOT FLY EGG REMOVAL?

You wrote Championship series, so I got a little confused on your choice there. Then you said finals and I thought “alright whatever.” Let Nelson Cruz catch that routine flyout in the corner preventing that dipshit Chris Carpenter from celebrating with the Cardinals in 2011.

I’ll be waiting patiently for the site’s 1,000 word retcon article after PewdiePie makes some positive comments about the movie.

I’m just going to be 100% honest here:

You’re so angry about this article you made two separate comments with an equal amount of salt in each.

Best thing I heard in 2015:

I feel physically ill after that.

Well that makes sense.

I remember the Bose contract, but I would’ve thought he would just stop wearing Beats altogether after that. Unless he has a contract with them?

Did he put electrical tape over the Beats logo?

Good.

I went as a whoopie cushion in 2007 and someone tackled me so another person could make a loud farting sound.

Where’s that INB4DUKAKIS guy? That guy told bad jokes and was not funny.

At least they put us out of our misery in the first inning.