Does Tiger have a "Beat the Shit Out of Ratchman" mode? Now that I know this, they DEFINITELY need one.

I was saying that about Diablo 3 to begin with.

Rick Reilly should really just be given the "The Worst of Anything" award already.

I'm suggesting that if someone takes the story of a Mario game that isn't Mario RPG seriously, then they need to find some way to loosen up.

If you take the story of Mario games seriously, there's a problem.

"Evil is back despite you killing him twice and we've clearly ran out of ideas but MONEY."

I need a button combo to elbow players during my celebrations in all of my NBA games now.

Marshall may act like a dumbass off the field, but I can't remember him being suspended for shoving someone's face into the ground.

Oh when I mentioned stomping on shoulders, I thought it was an automatic tip-off to Suh.

Congratulations on linking articles that are four years old and no longer hold merit?

Well until he gets rid of his cut-rate Discount Double Check insurance, he's not.

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He also had never played a sixteen game season 'til this season.

Index finger != to the importance of a thumb. If you can't hold the ball from the bottom, you can't throw it.

QBR is the new ESPN stat. It's bad. Passer Rating is not.

Maybe so, but at least he doesn't try to stomp on people or punch them in the back of the heads.

Yeah, dude. It's totally not hard to throw a football with a broken thumb and spreading ligament damage in your hand at all.

Yo, bro. Lay off. Your team has been in backwater for 15 straight years. You are just going in and "laying bro waste" to a team that lost all of it's key starters last year. Con-fucking-grats on being another one-and-done.

I like how you're trying to pass yourself off as a stat nerd, but then go on to list QBR.

I'm talking about Craig Steltz picking off a pass intended for Calvin Johnson again. Also. I have sympathy for the Lions, despite a majority of them being thugs being lead by the whiniest of children ever (Stafford).