A 2009 Chevrolet Impala... millions of them around and when your daughter wrecks it, you can sell it for parts to all the other dad’s who bought one for their child. Not that this is actually happening right now in my life!!! Then, instead of learning anything, give her grandpa’s car because he can’t drive anymore.…

This would be one that a shop needs to buy, piss off all the purist, and build it into something cool. Swamp in a blown hemi or LS and lower it, paint it something 70's throwback cool with bright colors and just make it a 1 of 1.

Back in 2022, I loaded up my family of 6 in our Yukon and drove out to New Mexico from Indiana for my 20th high school reunion. After work Friday we left for St. Louis. Stayed the night there and the next day we had a long drive ahead of us!!! We made it about 1.5 hrs out of St. Louis and I noticed the Yukon was…

The one I’ve daily driven since high school. My 1974 chevy suburban. It was my grandfather’s camper hauler when they would go to Arizona in the winters. I inherited it and been driving it since. I owned the squarebody before it was cool.

During my divorce I had to have an attorney come observer my home with my son there. (My ex wife tried to say I was unfit... who has custody now! different story) Right when she was leaving, my son went out front, pulled his pants down and peed! She said it was a good thing because it shows he’s comfortable here at…

Isn’t this just more to break and have to pay expensive repairs for? So then people will drive around with their broken chain wheels destroying the roads as they go. If other cities are like mine, we have enough broke down dangerous cars on the road that people are repairing. Why add more.

A 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454 4 speed. This has been my dream car since I was little. Of course then, they were somewhat affordable. Now I’ll never own one because I don’t have $20k for a rusted out project. 

Porsche drivers

A Pillars that you can see around. My older cars pillars are so narrow I have fewer blind spots than my newer vehicles. 

Cue Dukes Of Hazard theme music!

I’ve taught drivers ed for more than 10 years and the most common mistakes I see are the basic rules that everyone forgets. I.E. Stopping behind the white stop lines at red lights, turning into the nearest lane, and mirror adjustment. These are things that I teach kids everyday and then see their parents pick them up…

All of them! They are bland, have no soul, and look alike. 

Living in Kokomo, Indiana, we have a chrysler (stellantis) factory that makes the 10 speed transmision. Out here if you don’t own a dodge you are crap. That being said, I purposely bought a chevy to piss them off! But seriously, chargers, rams, and challengers everywwhere. 

Any old Crown Vic or former police car bought at an auction

So I need to drive less for emissions and to save the world, but she can have 90 semis? These young kids who hate my earth killing squarebody love her? The world is completely ass backwards. 

So what you are saying is I can buy their shit!

RAM! I can’t stand it!!! I live in Kokomo, Indiana and we have the transmission plant for Chrysler (or whoever owns them this week) All employees drive their full size trucks and run our gas prices sky high. Literally a small town 10 miles east of us has gas for 40 cents cheaper!!!

One word! “OLIVER”

At the same time, many people don’t take their jobs seriously and sign off on safety without even checking into it. They skip corners.

The answer is alway Miata. I’m 6ft 3in and the original miata is a midget of a car. I drove one and had to kiss my knee caps while driving