Indiana has the law that you can have no passengers for 6 months unless they are your siblings. 

Part of the problem is that safety standards have made it imposible to have a “skinny” car. Trucks are larger because safety standards take up more space. safer yes, I get that, but still if they have to add more, they have to make space somehow.

I’d get my parents a 67 Impala. They had a white one with red interior when they got married. A motorcycle cut them off and hit gravel slid out and ended up destroying the car. Years later in a small town called Whitehall, in Montana, a man on crutches went to one of my grandparents rentals to see his girlfriend. My…

When I moved to Albuquerque, NM, We got our license at age 15. No rules, no guidelines, just drive. It was awesome for 15 year old me, but honestly I know it was a mistake. I was maturely not ready for that responsibility. The funny thing now is, I teach drivers ed and most kids don’t even want their license. The…

When I owned my old truck, I use to take my coon hound into my small town a few miles away. He’d ride in the bed of the truck and loved it... but every time, he would crap in the bed of the truck. Not when I was parked either always while driving. It would splatter everywhere. All over him, all over his leash, all…

All the crap on our yukon that tells me how to drive... Lane alignment, driving to close... etc... If I wanted something or someone to tell me how to drive my vehicle and where, I’d have my wife in the front seat!!! I’m the driver computer, let me do it...  I’ve been doing it for years without your help just fine.

My 74 suburban. When square body chevys came out, the third row was optional. My did not have one, which meant an entire mattress can fit in the back. In fact, in high school, the school “narcs” wanted to borrow my truck all the time. I was also asked once if a couple could pay me to have sex on the hood of the…

When I was dating my wife, she had a Dodge Durango. While driving, the fender molding on the drivers side flew off. Next, I was loading it up in the truck one day and noticed the rear spoiler/windshield hiding spot plastic was gone. Then, while I was driving it one day on the highway, the passenger fender molding flew…

The Corvair and Ralph Nader! All I need to say.

Well, I have a family of 6 so my two younger boys use the third row of our Yukon XL every day and the girls get the middle seats. Then, there’s the last minute want a friend to stay the night question, and for that we have two extra seats just in case. So yes, I need the third row in a suv, in my truck, NO!

is it racist to say the general lee?

My 2003 Chevy s10. It had the extreme suspension package without the plastics. It was lowered a bit, and had wider tires. Didn’t matter how much weight was in the bed of the truck. On numerous occasions there is a hill on the road to my house I would have to pull over when it was icy and get towed up the hill. No…

Get all my shitboxes running again. 

I’m going to say all the people who can’t drive without their back up cameras and parking sensors. In winter, the camera’s are useless because they are constantly covered with snow grime. Then the dumb parking sensors don’t work in winter because they are frozen over. Have you ever watched someone who doesn’t know how…

I learned how to drive a stick on a 1920's Ford Model T firetruck that a family friend owned on his ranch in Montana. You could lift the clutch and not touch the gas pedal and it would putter up and get moving no matter what. The hard part was, after that, he put me in a 1973 Ford High boy and that clutch was…

My personal project truck.

chevy big block, chevy small block, and any ls engine. Theres a reason ford guys continue to drop these engines in their rides... cheap, easy, ease of parts, and quick cheap horsepower

Donuts! DONUTS!!! Gotta love donuts

I’ve got a family of six, we don’t fit in anything. The smallest I would go is a yukon xl or suburban. the tahoe and yukon don’t have enough trunk space and my kids need space between them so I don’t go crazy

Any of the trail repairs done to my blazer. Just over memorial weekend we fixed my busted upper coolant hose with a capri sun (drank of course), Gorilla tape, zip ties, and bailing wire.