Agreed. This song has been appropriated by ice cream lovers everywhere. I've never heard this older version before.

Three years old and you let the kid play outside unattended long enough for him to get a mile away? Parenting: you're doing it wrong!

I used to listen to the soundtrack alllll the time in HS.

LOL. Lindsay Lohan doesn't make films anymore. But K Stew would be great in Niev Campbell's roll. There's not a lot of lines. You know?

If they're not giving her time off she should use her vacation time. If she has no vacation time then she needs to suck it up because she's already been issued an ultimatum. How long has it been effecting her work?

I don't get it. Is there any point of this article besides being an absolute bitch? Getting your period, being tired, etc. isn't in the same ball park as breaking up with a high profile celebrity. Her taking time off is beneficial not only to her but to the company as well since there's a good chance tabloids are…

potato/10 - would not fuck.

Agreed. 5 FTW!

No let's be honest, Planet Fitness is trying to cater to fat fucks who are afraid of work. That's why 90% of their equipment is machines. They have a very small free weight selection and they don't have cool equipment like bosus, viprs, or balance boards. Who thinks having tootsie rolls, pizza, and bagels at the…

$10 a month and no commitment is alluring. You can go to the gym just one or two days a month and not feel bad about it because it was like paying $5 or $10 to go for each visit.

I think it's like "makes you feel bad" because you're already insecure about yourself and seeing someone else do well reminds you of your own personal failures. It's a jealousy thing. I think it's sad when people can't be happy for other people who are doing better than them.

I agree that they wouldn't let a male go shirtless or in a crop top so it's fair for them to apply the same rule to women. However, the first story about this that surfaced was of a black woman who was asked to put on a shirt because her body was "too intimidating" and she just looked like an average (but fit) woman…

The kid doesn't know it's being called names. It's more calling the baby names to get the parents riled up and others who think this violates common decency. Screaming at the baby is just a way to elicit a response from the baby and then the parents.

True. But you're better off sending them a blender in lieu of a personal appearance.

I'd be relieved those dickheads were out of your life. This is starting to sound like a really good way to trim the fat: just decline everyone's wedding invite and see who acts like a petulant child.

Seriously. No one says you have to show to take everyone up on every invite you get. Who the fuck wants to go to 9 weddings anyway? Those things are so boring.

I don't think people write "Thank you" notes anymore. I sent an expensive wedding gift to my bf's cousin in lieu of us attending. I had to email them to ask them if they had received it. I was just worried someone might have snagged it off the porch because it was around Xmas time when I sent it, and I just…

The absolute worst is people bitching about traveling to a wedding. I remember hearing a co-worker gripe about commuting from Boston to Nantucket for a wedding for her niece. I felt like telling her not to go if it's such a big deal. I'm flying cross-country for someone's wedding in a podunk town 2 hours outside of…

Maybe the answer is having a "destination" wedding somewhere cheap. Like Kansas. That way everyone can be equally unhappy and guests can stfu about how expensive and inconvenient the destination was because it was picked as a geographical middle ground for everyone.

Some of still wanted to eat challah bread. Thanks for ruining it for us.