Yes, Kim has put Banana Powder on the map, but no, that's not Banana Powder. That's a cream foundation on there, which they'll blend out, and then they'll set it with the Banana Powder over the light foundation color.

Mmm, to be fair, this is like extreme contouring, and that's a cream foundation they're using for the highlight. When you go really extreme, they use different color foundations on your skin as a base — not just a single shade of foundation.

#2 is my favorite because it conveys her bad-assery. Although, I think #2 is more of a femme fatale than the real person, I like that story line better.

From the recent ruling in MA, upskirts are legal because you wore that outfit in public and angling a camera under a skirt is "fair game." If it sounds stupid to you, that's because it is.

Wow, that's unbelievable! The good news is that burden of proof shit works both ways; no body, no crime. ;) Seriously, I would've spent all my free time plotting to destroy the person who did that that to me. That sucks that it happened to you.

Everything about "golf tee in butt" is stupid, but that bruise is gnarly. I bet that shit hurt. She was an idiot for agreeing to some William-Tell stunt, and they're jerk offs for putting a girl in a situation where could really get hurt. I don't even know who's side I'm on.

Woooooow.

Hmm, I hadn't thought of that, but maybe the Baker only received an invite because of the promise of a free cake. Being used like that is the worst! If that's the case I'd have no problem telling the bride to go fuck herself.

Aww, come on, you don't want to make yourself look bad. I agree with the person who said you can just send the cake and only the cake. If they're on a budget, that $600 cake could be a huge deal, and you don't want to be remembered as "that petty bitch who backed out of the cake because we didn't invite her stupid…

I agree to a certain extent. I hate hearing people complain about someone's wedding — "it's too far," "it's too expensive to go," etc. If you don't like it, don't go. It's that simple. However, it's very lopsided to ask your friend's boyfriend to host a bachelor's party, but not to formally invite him to the…

Holy shit, Miley Ray Cyrus looks like MacCully Culkin from his Home Alone years in that red, bedazzled, and feathered ensemble.

Sounds like the beginning of a porno. I think I'm writing some erotic fiction in my head already based on the premise of a "tall and handsome" male sales associate at VS fitting me for a bra. Hahahahahha!

LOL, routinely? Like this is a thing people do?!

LMFAO, who are these people?! "Hey, what are you doing tonight?" "Nothing." "Want to go down to the mall and pee in some clothes in the fitting room?" "Ok!"

OMG! This happened to me once at a Filene's, too! I was about 13 or 14 at the time? Anyway, I was more concerned with "How do I get this thing out of my dressing room without having people think I did it?" than the gross factor. I actually ended up putting it back on the rack. Sorry guys, but I wasn't about to…

p.s. - sorceresses are archetypally attractive. Circe was a smoking hot sorceress. They're like borderline succubi.

They've also called her an alien child. I don't think they're taking shots at her appearance. She's got a very unique look — not just her face but her sense of fashion. She's got long, dark hair, always wears dark lipstick, and has a pseudo goth sense of style — that's why they call her a witch. Nobody is saying…

I didn't say anything about having the "right" to tell someone what to wear. I said you can ask them to wear or not wear certain things. I never said Shakira's boyfriend has the right to tell her what to wear. I said that there are healthy ways in which you can request your partner dresses a certain way.

I didn't say "men have to defend their property." I said whomever their partner was would be put in a position where they would have to defend their partner. Gender neutral. Why don't you check your hetero-normative privilege at the door? I also didn't say anything about defending "property" — I was talking about…

If your female companion is eliciting reactions from strange men it effects you as her partner because you might have to physically get involved to defend your partner. Depending on where you are, men might stare, they might verbally harass her, and they might even physically assault her.