This is great, but honestly, my favorite* part of every video of Parkey’s miss is the look on Matt Nagy’s face. Just the perfect jaw-drop.

This is the most interesting Chargers story on this page.

Look at his eyes! They love each other so much, they want to be together.

On what I call the Brian Blessed Principle of Unknown Name Pronunciation, when in doubt about which syllable in a word to emphasize, I emphasize all of them.

He certainly cannot read the question...

Having Tony Romo call this game was AWESOME. His enthusiasm and expertise shined on every series and unlike the useless humps every other network employs he was able to communicate the more intricate concepts behind the Ravens offense. The Browns did slow them down during their second half comeback. But instead of…

Our kids were born in CT in the early/mid 90s and yeah, we played this on VHS a LOT during the holidays. Anyway, we had some neighbors immediately next to us and their house and yard were a complete and unmitigated disaster. So, naturally, I took to calling it The Bumpus’ House. Several years later we moved to OH and…

it was his true medium. 

The hounds must be near the top of the list b/c his sputtering howl of “Bumpasses!!!!!!!!!!” is my favorite insult to use in daily life year round.

When Ralphie put the air rifle ad in Look magazine, he assumed it was his mother’s, but it was actually his old man ogling the swimsuits who found the ad. That was how he knew to get the rifle and why he was the only adult who didn’t discourage him. 

No one spins Christmas like Run-DMC

Elvis. Cheesy. Mumbly. Perfect.
Happy holidays, my friends.

Can we get an official update on Drew? You don’t have to get into specifics or anything, just a simple “he is doing better should be back soon” would be nice.

You have a wife?  You must be quite the Cazenovia. 

At last, we’ve found the true victims of Bowlen’s Green.

“Better players. Better football. Denver Broncos.” The ads write themselves.

Please don’t take this as me being insensitive to people with Alzheimer’s, because it has affected my family as well, but I can’t stop thinking about what’s going to happen if Annabel looks in the mirror while having a bad delirium episode and doesn’t remember doing this to her face.

Dear Bowlen family, please sell the team to this man, for our sake.