GET WELL, GET WELL SOON, WE WANT YOU TO GET WELL!

(everything is sounding like a eulogy, Jebus.)

From another time, I give you the Ice Bowl in 1985 between the University of Oklahoma and Oklahoma State University.

I’ve got a Bathroom Crime story for you guys.

This happened in a stall at my office, except it was blood instead of poop. Just a straight up blood spatter on the wall for like 6 months.

Already happened.  I get into work about an hour before any of the other companies do, so I am usually in the clear, but the obese guy that shits on the seat has been getting there earlier and earlier the past few months...so my life right now is if I don’t shit by 8am, it’s not gonna happen

Now try giving them a real challenge…

What is the now exactly?

I’ve been to the teddy bear toss game for the Cleveland Monsters the last two years and am going this year. It’s great to get a large group of people there and contributing to a charitable cause. I usually bring 3 or 4 stuffed toys for this. Last year I threw a stuffed moose that got stuck in the protective netting…

?? I hrdly know her!!

“Pats are always thielen calls at home.”

At long last sir, have you no stars?

Yeah, but Marvin Lewis doesn’t have an Aaron Rodgers. He’s got Ginger Rodgers.

“He’ll be fiiiine” - Marv Marinovich  

When did Epsom salts become a lavish toiletry?

Settle down, Tomsula. 

I gotta admit I admire the fuck out of the Sentinelese peoples commitment to killing outsiders with bows and arrows.

She tried very hard to get him to pull out and he wasn’t having it. She’s pretty worried

I was at the Metrodome in 85 when the Bears went thru the Vikings like a Scythe thru the wheat with Jim McMahon and the whole crew looking unstoppable. We were in the endzone on the ground and when they were coming at us it was the best game you ever saw. 

Trubisky has progressed nicely but the Bears offense can not keep up with the Saints or the Rams. The defense is good (even Prince Amukamara and Kyle Fuller which means we’re in an alternate universe, apparently) but until I see it I can’t imagine them stopping New Orleans or LAR.