holy shit a Toonces reference.

I dunno how much time McCarthy has left, but no way he’s gonna be able to stop the clock.

The only way you can get a Packers fan to take their Lipitor is if you hide it in a cheese curd

Though I’m tired of Star Wars and Marvel and needed no Grinch movie either, I’m completely ready for hire on a Special Man extended universe. What makes him special? Are there consequences to his easy willingness to give furniture away to the financially insolvent? What IS his favorite po’ boy?

so many Harlan highlights but the best is his call of an idiot on the field doing the radio for the Monday night second game a couple years ago. It was a horrible shit game so he was as bored as the rest of us, but from that came greatness:

The fact that there is someone named Jim Bob Cooter who is a football coach and he doesn’t coach at Alabama, or maybe Mississippi State, is one of the greatest travesties of the 21st Century. And yes, I know we’ve been putting kids in cages for a while now.

This appropriate song.

All of these chess moves sound like sex acts from the Victorian era. The Sicilian Dragon, the English Opening, the Queen’s Gambit Declined, the Rossolimo Variation...

The Clash, The Smiths, Elvis Costello, The Pixies, among others want to discuss this take that 80s was all corporate schmaltz. I agree that Top 40 radio (so quaint) was a wasteland of indistinguishable Huey Lewis songs, artists that seemed to only exist for newfangled music videos (Samantha Fox? May not be the right…

There’s a lot of really good 80's music that doesn’t get brought up when people think of The 80's, that I don’t think you could call corporate schlock. Not getting into Heavy Metal, which I’m not that well versed in and sticking with regular ass pop/rock you have Tom Petty, The Police, Joe Jackson, Elvis Costello,…

But I don’t get the hatred of We Built This City, by Starship.

I would love it if both teams just agreed to take 300 knees in a row and have it end it in a tie.

Andy Reid will need an oxygen tank just to get through an entire play call.

Take the Cardinals’ rollout field down to Mexico City. It’s not like the Cards are using it.

Go back to putting it in glass bottles and calling it Corona.

What are the fans going to do with all of the bags of urine they’ve been stockpiling?

A roadhouse? Did you find Patrick Swayze???

Pizza is a complete meal in itself. That’s kinda the point.

In an industry full of awful sociopaths, Brian Kelly really is one of the worst. Can’t wait to watch him rage impotently as Alabama goes up by 35 in the CFP semifinal.