I like to cook to deep house music. That probably makes me weird, but the tempo kind of keeps me focused.

Kids are fun to fuck with but you gotta keep it on this side of the line.  I told my niece that, because I’m a lawyer, I had asked a judge to legally change her dogs’ names to Dog 1 and Dog 2 and it was illegal to call them anything else.  That provided humor for a solid year with no obvious psychological scars.

Your boss following you on Twitter is a great opportunity to delete your account and never use that toxic social network again. Think of it as him doing you a favor.

Leaving Hernandez in to hit with 2 on and 1 out with Cody Bellinger, your normal starting center fielder, on the bench is the worst managerial move I have ever seen in my life.

Kershaw wasn’t getting it done, though.  I mean, I wouldn’t have put in Madson, but the decision to pull Kershaw wasn’t questionable to me.

I don’t watch the Dodgers so I can’t say how well the bullpen performed lately (or at all this season) but I didn’t get lifting Baez other than rote match-up reasons (and I’m a big metrics guy so I’m not dismissing matchup stats). Baez was throwing well and I was very concerned he was going to kill the rally. It felt…

Sure. Cora has pushed every right button. Meanwhile, Roberts severely fucked up by replacing Pedro Baez, who has been really good the last several months (including postseason) for Alex Wood, who has not been good. Of course Wood gave up a 3 run blast to Nunez and made the game out of reach. 

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

True, if you can’t make it on well over 20 mill a year, you don’t deserve the money....

Obligatory.

The Defense is willing to stipulate to this. 

Bow before the one true GIF

I dunno man the Pogues would have to be vying for that title as well.

“Awww roast again”

Starbucks should’ve participated on 7/26, which is national coffee milkshake day.

I’ve tried Bacon Soda before too. You’re review of it is 100% correct.

I doubled back and re-read it, then starred. I’d initially speed-read/skimmed over it and missed it. Double thumbs-up for the advisory.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that!

Sorry, I’m not a graphic designer.