They’d call the show “Up Yours, People” to fit today’s social climate, though.

Let’s split the difference and finally do what should have been long ago, and book Weird Al for the halftime show.

At least carrots are good for the eyes.

The League settled on Maroon 5 after Roger Goodell misunderstood Jerry Jones’s request, “Get me someone like last time, but with less personality and who sucks more.”

GWAR got robbed. Again.

Baby steps, at least he’s only molesting women now instead of raping them. That’s progress... sort of?

It would be a lot easier to post regularly if this appeared at a constant time! Got it?

You could have just typed this comment directly into Youtube and it would have shown you what you were hoping to see. 

College football can’t escape from this crap either. That damn song they play before every ESPN College GameDay broadcast makes my teeth hurt.

The Clinton ones were my favorites.  Nee-ha Conan.

Yonathan Perlaza trotted home with the winning run

That is genuinely the best grown-up bachelor party ever idea I’ve ever heard in my life.

Get back to work, Goodell! Those owners aren't going to blow themselves!

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…

This Rod Allen, involved a physical altercation? NEVER! (God Bless Yakety Sax)

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

Was taken to a game at Raley during a business trip last year. Terrific park. Really good minor league parks can remind you how you fell in love with the game in the first place.