I’m sure Tomsula could put together a pretty good meal out of scraps from Wylie’s mustache and chest hair.

That’s quite the switch for AP.

Last week, I made some fresh salsa from a small portion of the “holy shit why do we have so many cherry tomatoes” amount of cherry tomatoes from my back porch. I forgot just how much the sweetness of a fresh, honest-to-god good tomato adds to the deliciousness of the hot peppers. I’m going to be very sad when tomato…

There’s an obvious solution to the field size problem: Get rid of that non-money making Skycam and attach a seating rig to it instead! Problem solved! Plus, it saves you a trip to Great America.

Everyone: WW2 was a tragedy.

Fun fact: at least anecdotally I've been told that the increase in booze prices have led to people drinking more pre-game, showing up drunker and starting more shit. It may just be anecdotes but I believe it.

I thought the glitch was that Jared Lorenzen makes a cameo.

HOLY SHIT THAT HUSBAND IN THE EMAIL OF THE WEEK

Right...because playing 90 in the DC heat and humidity and making a 50 yard run to make the key play is exactly the same as someone running a dozen steps after the 18th TV timeout. 

Absolutely zero degrees of love for Cam.

Here, I made this to help with the visual. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

I dont know any insider info or behind the scenes stuff, but if its sport radio, Im backing King here.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

“I don’t know enough about the rule to understand it right now and comment on it.”

This child is actively bodyshaming me by being that fit, and I will not stand for it.

It’s an access issue. You think Peter King is going to bite the hand that feeds him and trash a GM who is pulling an especially dumb negotiating move with a draft pick? His whole shtick relies on his chuminess with executives in the league. 

Obligatory. (Why is the original an mp4?...i swear...)

I could easily see BB replacing Wilford Brimley in the diabetes commercials.