You said it. They stink on Siberian ice.

“Hand of God” my ass!

With her fashion sense, it looks as if she’s definitely said “I would like to speak to the manager of this Wal-Mart”.

I had no idea FIFA organizers were allowing fans to drink 3 Michelob Ultras per 90 minutes. Dangerous.

Chef: MY MOM

Jesus, enough. Just remove the helmet from the uniform entirely. 

they need to hide some Germans on their team

Getting hit in the face with a hot dog is the wurst.

Maybe the sculptor was onto something...he managed to capture his inner coolness quite well

And don’t forget one of the best taunts ever:

This phenomenon isn’t limited to soccer. The Warriors, for example, just swept the Cavs.

a hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl... 

You know these parents were pissed- it looks like they ALL got up from their mobility scooters for the fight.

And yet, ICE isn’t lifting a goddam finger to separate these parents from their kids.

What terrible roll models!

The snack-bar franchise at that field must be a fucking gold mine.

I got in an Uber at 9am in LA, heading to the airport. I was extremely hungover. I noticed the driver was eating wet chicken out of a ziploc bag.
About halfway to the airport he stopped one of his whispered conversations with himself and turned around to offer me some chicken. It was so wet, it looked like it was…

As long as all of the punches were thrown underhand, no rules were broken.

I assume “Strawberry’s stance,” means hunched over a mirror with one finger covering a nostril?

Good to see the Moroccan trainers are well versed in the Looney Toons school of medical treatment: Ice bag on top of the head