They lost to Trinidad & Tobago
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His shoulder must sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies at this point.
“Well, hey there, Thonny. We heard about you Hodgkin’th lymphoma and I juth wanted to thop by tell you that canther thuckth and that we’re all rootin’ for you, Thlugger.”
Who didn’t shoot? J.R.
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I mean, Star Wars has a long story
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even though it’s the prequels, there is always time for the Friend Zone:
I’m sorry but nothing can ever live up to “Horton, here’s a poo!”
Yes. She said, “You can forget about getting inside these jorts tonight!”
“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”
For more analysis, we now go live to a bunch of lawyers with too much free time on their hands: the entire Deadspin commentariat.
The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.
I remember convincing myself I liked Phantom Menace, even going so far as arguing it’s merits with an older co-worker. Young me didn’t realize that a Star Wars movie could be bad. (and I was 20 years old, so it’s not like I was SO young)
The kid just earned a nickname - Willie Maize.
You should get a divorce
That reddit gif of Bartolo morphing from 1997 to (almost) the present day will surely haunt my dreams
I found Charlie Hough inspiring - if I could learn to throw a knuckleball, I, too, could have a two decade plus MLB career. Of course, I was too lazy to learn that, but it’s not too late - I could be a 4o year old rookie knuckleball phenom!
I lived in Oakland for 5 years, and I hated San Francisco after the very first time I visited. I describe it as “Disneyland for rich people” because of how much money is required to do anything or live there, and how incredibly inauthentic the entire city is. Also the people here arguing that San Francisco is safer…
A-fucking-men. We visited my wife’s family for a couple weeks during the holidays. Is it a beautiful city? Sort of. The northside is great, but the rest of the city kind of sucks. Everything is retarded expensive and it’s fucking DIRTY. I keep hearing how the Midwest is a total shithole, but Indianapolis is much…