I wouldn’t count on it. Her internal electronics weren’t designed for that.

Everybody was CONCACAFighting... their fists were fast as CONCACAFlightning.

Also, makes me think of this

My favorites are the Fond du Lac Dock Spiders, Eugene Emeralds, and the West Virginia Black Bears. I also own a Wisconsin Timber Rattlers cap but either my head grew or I was a dumbass about choosing sizes when I picked it so I can hardly even get it on to wear.

Gabes, ranked:

Herm sounds and looks like a man with absolutely no plan; he’s so making this shit up as he goes along. I know very well this look and sound, as it’s exactly me in nearly every one of the 37 jobs I’ve had in my life.

No, no, it was both.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

IDK, Clinton getting BJs in the Oval Office... and “The Dress” were pretty low points as well.

The World Cant

Without a doubt - Pierce Brosnan was an upgrade for her.

no nut is worth staining a $5000 couch.

JERRY MAGUIRE IS A GARBAGE MOVIE KILL IT WITH FIRE

+1 crying Indian

BREAKING: White Guy Continues To Fail Upward On Wave Of Hipster Bullshit

Yeah man. FUCK YOUR FAMILY if the cubbies are playing.

I’m amazed at Mark Davis and his financial discipline. For decades, the man has apparently refused to shell out $20 for a mirror.

You must be new around here. I feign annoyance over every last goddamned thing in existence.

Yeah but I don’t want to put in actual effort! Can’t I just pour some cheapo Prego in a pot and warm that shit up for four minutes?