My daughter watches this movie a ton and I always walk in during the “Shiny” song. I dig that song. I should probably watch the whole movie at some point, but I feel weird drinking beer and watching a “kids” movie all by myself late at night when I should be watching something stupid like Death Race 2050.

I thought it was an Ipecyrrhic victory.

“You can’t really dust for vomit.”

as opposed to sitting in a chair blankly for eight hours.

Propane is for dinner during the week, charcoal is for the weekend.

Oh, gas v. charcoal - I’m sure this thread will be a calm and reasonable sharing of ideas.

obligatory

Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

No doubt the crowd will turn against Floyd. He has a lot of trouble reading the room.

All I got out of this floppy-dick-wagging was a modest desire to Google image search “Helen Yee.”

You’ve got to hand it to those kids; they played with spirit and sportsmanship when most of us just would walla in our misery.

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

Woo-hoo! That’s my local little league team. Awesome to see them make deadspin (and win the internet) for that!

“...he had eaten five banana splits backstage and had to take a dump.”

I read in the Facebook comments on an NPR article about Carhenge in Nebraska. Apparently the eclipse will pass over it and open a portal to the Transformers home world. Then the battle between Auto-bots and Decepticons will spill out into out world. Again, this was in the Facebook comments on an NPR article, so I…

This is about as appropriate as Home Depot’s September 11th sale on box cutters.

Rose was quick to point out he never had sex with the teen aged daughters of fans of his own team.