When that belt buckle gives, someone’s going to get hurt.

Or you could rent Rocky III and fast-forward to Thunderlips...

Worst city nickname locals never use HAS to be “Frisco” for San Francisco. It’s only SLIGHTLY less annoying that it’s “the City” to locals (like somehow being 8-square miles built on a trash dump is superior enough to be “THE City” but whatever).
Also, correct take on chocolate and peanut-butter. I can’t get my wife…

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

A local radio station sports show does a “Florida or Ohio” segment where they read a weird crime and ask if it happened in Florida or Ohio. In this case, I might have said Texas, but he’s old.

Youre blocking my driveway, so let me destroy the tires, so you cant move from blocking my drive way. Makes sense...

Well, Pablo does love the Tenderloin.

Without looking too hard, I thought you might have picked One Night in Bangkok by Murray Head. I couldn’t have been further from reality.

Cocteau Twins - Pearly Dewdrops’ Drops

It’s tantamount to writing an actual grocery list. If I write a list I will rarely look at it except maybe as I’m standing in line at the checkout and I only occasionally have to go grab something I’ve forgotten. If I have no list, I most assuredly will get home and realize I’ve forgotten several key items.

That is by far and away not the problem. If you want to know what is wrong with them look at their policies, practices, and actual actions. You will find that they are radically inconsistent with each other if you look at what they actually do. The one thing that is consistent among Democrats these days is an…

Before I even read any of the comments.

So tired of the popular vote argument. It is such a red herring. It’s like arguing your team should have won the game because they had more passing yards.

Mentioning ‘Trump’ in every comment, context be damned, has become the new ‘cat video’. The easiest way to get starred.

I wonder how many boxes Cruise had to stand on for that shot.

Dana is the guy who’s always trying to convince his girlfriend to have a threesome...with another dude.

“As the most mentally grueling of all sports”
I’m gonna call bullshit on this one. I’d accept golf or baseball.

Best hair ever, period - sports or otherwise. You need to re-watch the 30 for 30 about Columbian Soccer, Drew!

FREEDOM OF SPEECH! FREEDOM OF PROTEST!