I don’t think they gave Dubya a break, Clinton a break, Obama a break.

Breaking News: Racist Invites Racist Onto His Television Show.

Not for Cordarrelle Patterson.

“...I use ball control up the ass”

Beyoncé doesn’t play an instrument, can’t write her own music and often lip syncs. She has little to offer.

And Beukeboom goes the dynamite.

+I

Cutty Sark doesn’t stay in port for too long.

The Warriors lost to the Kings?

Riot it is, then.

“I may have to wear some kind of arm diaper under this thing”

Disagree.

why don’t they make the airplane out of the black-framed glasses, amirite?

I generally like shopping, but one time I was feeling kind of antsy at an outlet mall. So when my wife suggested splitting up I said loudly “OK, I’ll go in a couple of shoe stores, then I’ll meet you in Lane Bryant”. Later she was waiting outside the rest room for me. I came out and loudly asked “Hey, when did we…

From Maine to Oklahoma, huh? Are you researching a book on nowhere?

That’s not a radar gun. That’s a percent of effort given meter.

Don’t write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He’s a little bit long-winded, he doesn’t translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.

Spanos. All of them.