“Hey everybody!! We’re all gonna get laid!!!”

Batman. Did an iconic theme for that.

It’s true...from a certain point of view.

Two roads diverged in creamy soup. And I ate the one less traveled.

That teleportation question is the reason why I had the “Science is Real Magic!” crap that floats around in support of science. IT IS NOT MAGIC. You can’t just science whatever you want into existence, and a lot of the time, even when you can, the resource cost and side effects are terrifying. It’s a great way to get…

ZUKKA’S THOUGHTS:

Altered Images - “I Could Be Happy”

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

With all due respect to the dodgers’ current announcer, who delivered fine calls on all of these home runs, I miss vin scully so much.

No, it didn’t ...

puh-EEEK UUUuuup truuuUUUCCKKK.

That guy is a serious Stupid Dog Owner...who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to bring a large, energetic dog to their job when it involves running around right next to a pool filled with shit that only has a 3 foot high fence around it? Of course he ran over and wanted to check it out. Fuck you, moron.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

Rehab is for quitters.

An hour or less to Las Vegas from any of those destinations without having to fly or suffer through traffic. The casinos would make bank off of that route.

Aw man, is Kinja Deals going to try to snooker me into buying a December Jaguars-Texans clusterfuck?

OATH sounds like a metal band that plays at church camp.

Jesus Christ, what year is it to people in Kansas?