heyyyyyy youuuuuu guyyyyyys!

Jesus, Take The Bat.

I have had this guy in my house for about a year now. At least I think think it’s this model, it’s definitely a Honeywell and looks just like this and has the same features. Got it when I had to replace my HVAC unit last August (weeeee!). This thing just works. I don’t know how much more you want a thermostat to…

I have had this guy in my house for about a year now. At least I think think it’s this model, it’s definitely a…

I spent more time than I should’ve looking for this

Yeah, but check out the amazing use of Times New Roman!

I wonder if he says “This is for all the Tostitos” in bed.

No fair, must administer Toradol to Brown’s fans eyes.

Rum, sodomy and the lash.

“Luke will the force reckon with.”

You got hustled. Never try to outsniff a woman. They are bloodhounds. My wife can hear me letting out a fart from eight miles away. Meanwhile, I can’t smell a goddamn thing because my nostrils are all gummed up with snot and old man hair.

Ping of the puck going off the post woulda been my number one. When I played I almost liked hitting the post as much as actually scoring.

“We have long been about serving fans and innovating to create the best content for them.”

Wow, stomping on a guy when he’s down—that Mings is merciless.

How ‘bout a nize greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

I think Mel Gibson is deranged, but he’s also a damn good director. I’ll watch his movies because although he’s crazy and offensive, he’s not on par with Polanski and Allen for me. Not real interested in seeing him act anymore, but his directing projects have been impressive.

I don’t think they gave Dubya a break, Clinton a break, Obama a break.

Breaking News: Racist Invites Racist Onto His Television Show.

Not for Cordarrelle Patterson.

“...I use ball control up the ass”