“so you’re Al Meyers’ kid ? you look pretty stupid to me”

and to drink....Peru

can we kick Russia out for that slopfest vs Spain ?

Each team has to drop one player every 10 mins until its..I dunno...8 on 8 ?

speaking of... watched on fox so I dont know if the announcer was an “English announcer” I dont even know if he was AT the game....hell, he may have been in a NYC bunker calling the game. That being said...i got a chuckle out of these two phrases uttered in a sporting match:

insert thinking dinosaur meme:

went to school with a kid who got caught playing the skin trombone to a cartoon.

I’d like someone to essplain to me how the insight displayed the young player (#19) to instinctively go prevent her (presumed) dad from entering the donnybrook is somehow lost by the time she reaches adulthood as seemingly every other adult female launches into the fracas.

Jorts vs Wife Beaters...who ya got ?

Sheeattt.....ICE can’t even separate these parents from the Colonel’s crispy chicken

sounds like a repurposed beginning to Kraftwerk’s Spacelab

Its very fun to watch people absolutely lose their shit when unreasonable expectations are inadvertently achieved.

The lost to both of them !?!?!

im guessing Gilooli never got that Japan stamp in his passport.

How bout .... all kickoffs have to be onsides, but the ball used is dipped in heavy, viscous oil or Irish butter.

So calling a timeout before the kickoff (after a commercial break) to ice the kicker would be one more way for Andy Reid to fuck up.

This month at Gorky’s, all flannel plaid pull overs are up to 40% off and ladies tops are buy 2 get 1 free. At Gorky’s, fashionable doesn’t have to cost you a fortune.

Blanda’s face literally looks like the Autumn Wind.

re-read the list of military terms as porn terms.