old guys, I am squarely in Camp Jagr, but wanna give a shout out to Charlie Hough.

advanced model. simulates very well. you alllllmost dont know its a robot.

“..and Karl Marx claims he was offsides” will never not be funny to me.

wish they sold a cap with the actual storm logo and not just the eyes.

ok smart guy, now try Sheldon.

holy cow, other MiLB cap people.

the real tragedy here...dude, if you’re gonna bring a mitt, at least know how to use it. that beer didnt have to die. get a fishing net. something !

you would think....

damnit - they dusting in my office again.

active denial system FTW.

Been on a few Dank Super Dates. They all ended badly.

this.

couldnt you cover up said nut by tossing a throw pillow (or is that throwing a toss pillow).

apropos of nothing, Paris Themman, Mike TeeVee from Willy Wonka was on Jeopardy 2 nights ago. the interview segment did not touch on his childhood “stardom”. pity.

leave your sexual escapades at home.

crazy sexy

Nadir is the new zenith. (and vice versa)

Your family’s fucked.

Moe didnt party in the back.

“Find Gronk on the wheel route. trust me”