Honest question...

yep, the kids love those drinks, but for the adults....deep fried asparagus. #FTW

Bill Simmons is about to take the sports talk world by STORM !

The name of the team should simply be:

And double minors will be quite common

So these vouchers are for GA, yet the venues I clicked through don’t have “GA”, they are all seats with lawn seating in the back (Irvine Meadows, Concord Pavilion)...am I to understand the vouchers are only good for the lawn seats ?

Im all in for that sound it makes when he first hits it.

Drain the pickle. (seems appropriate for this funbag)

So now, whenever my wife and I see something we don’t like, we turn to each other and say THAT IS NOT A GOOD GLACKENS!

Can someone be edgy and nasally simultaneously ?

For Cleveland sports fans, a shot to the nuts could lead to a suspension, but I suspect he’d settle for a dangling.

you wanna throw up in your mouth, look up the pensions.

Dude, nicknamed even before leaving the hospital. That’s fucked up.

kickstarter campaign idea:

Bob was Valium personified.

The essence of chill...Michael Learned

On your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.

In Russia, pills take you.

Great call on that second one. He may need to change his pants.