Cromartie : "yea, 7 kids eh Phil ? and they ALL have DIFFERENT birthdays in DIFFERENT years ? pffft...amateur"

This video made my night. I love the chaos and ineptitude...you have:

I liked Simmons 10 years ago when I was 30.

more like...that kid is blonde...and Ortiz was just messing around.

Big cocky.

amusingly, the next few words outta Archie's mouth were "...a hooker on an alley near Bourbon Street and just had our way with her. We called her gum-bo. she was really something, you know."

Can someone ID this team ? ITs not the Jaguars is it because, you know, the quality and integrity of the pro bowl is at stake here.

Wilson is 24. Is this what he like in pop warner ?

Maybe if his receiving corp was a little more talented....

Am I the only die-hard NFL fan that thinks TNF games are big stinky turds waiting to be unleashed ? I used to think it was the shoddy presentation that lulled me into thinking these craptastic affairs were not good TV, but I now believe this NFL self-serving wank-job only serves to cheapen the product.

Guess who is not going to be prosecuted and spend a night in jail or supplicate himself before some judge ?

the onset of the disease takes root in those years and you can never shake it...

batshit crazy pre-menstrual self-righteous aging white lady mother-in-law from hell soul sucking disease

damn, deadspin getty too kinky for me. This headline NSFW.

The Raiders version here:

Dog football on film is soooo lame. I mean, none of those dogs would ever make a real dog football team. c'mon, man. they have these little pussified yippie things playing line, when real dog football linemen are like, bull mastiffs.

hence, the Tums.

or the obvious, monkeys ! dont tell me you wouldn't have a few domesticated orangutans around for shits and giggles. they're so close to human, you could have them clean up the yard, take care of schoolyard bullying of your son, dress them up and have them be servers at your next PTA function. the possibilities of…