more pertinent: Did Rolf Bernishke ever hit it during his stint on the wheel ? I mean, this had to be the most exposure to pussy Rolf would ever see in his life, aside from the Chargers girls, so one has to wonder if he made the most of his opportunity.

Or The Brady Bunch's (Bunches? Bunchs' ? aw fuqit) Sunshiny Day

You forgot The Blizzard Man

reminds me of discussion with friend who has teenage kids and they were going through "tough times" with them. I was like...hey, at least you can talk to yours, my 2 year don't reason. and she says, yea but they're easy as babies, because when my Billy took off without doing his homework blah blah blah, and right in…

I for one am not ready to deal with all the kids. Will the mormon women take care of them ? is that in your theory ?

I know a guy who posts a lot of questions on deadspin. he wants my opinion of him. I told him he's approaching maximum douche-ability.

how the fuck does that make sense ? ever go in there after mexican or thai ? you'll jackson pollock that thing and it will stick to your saggy ass. and if it doesnt fall, then what you gonna do ?

Anything that derived from the sperm of Andy Reid, Michael Douglas, et.al.

Oh YEAH ! I am a Chargers fan and I only think we'll steamroll the first 8 opponents this year. After week 1 vs. Texans its downhill until the bye week. So glad you GTFO of SD because we dont need that neg-head, :sob: :sob:, energy, we...:drys eyes: we'll be fine

good work American researchers....keep it up !

If I were a futurist....and who doesnt want to be...but they didnt have that major, so I had to go with boring dipshit engineering, anyway, if I was paid to pontificate on the future for Back to the Future VII, I would say that anything we have to wait for will be eliminated through technology.

first liquor, then beer, in the clear.

I got a chuckle out of the pre-order page on Amazon listed "customers who bought this also bought these items..." third item was chromecast. Derp !

West Coast confused here....is it all games or only afternoon games (b/c based on EST, all games, sans SNF,MNF,TNF...are afternoon games).

I hate the way he plays...its all head games....and he always wins ?

+1 strike, -1 AC

sorry kid, cant understand a word...

Is it against some deadspin policy to post this:

Nice closing shot, Howard Dean.

"Hey, have you seen Somporn ?"