Who is his attorney, Leroy Neiman ?

Bass Only, Sound Extra is the one I most reference...but I also prefer BLOSE

M'am do you have any butter on your person ?

I prefer to take the high road and NOT comment on how horrible she looks.

Are they Polish ?

First thought that sprung to mind.....safe from planes, but not from the silky smooth charms of Michael Milton.

C'mon, tell the truth, you fucked up the dude with the wrench, right ?

No. Jake is a fucking crackhead and Izzy is a cock-tease. She actually carries her boyfriend's balls around her neck. And while we're on the subject, fuck your gold dobloons. Only suckers pay retail, bitch.

Yea, he'll give Arena Football a shot, and point it at the head of Arena Football making him beg to take him on.

"Lets man boobs go pens" doesnt make much sense to me. dude needs a training bro.

F******G gummi bear...GUMMI BEARS ! who's gummi now, BIIIIITTCH. (ACK! car horn!)

I call foul. Max Baer never took a dive. and you can take that fact to the bank, missy.

I didnt know the Generals had a h.s. team.

With all the respect I can muster and an abundance of appreciation for what he did for the game of football, I most offer this in the most solemn and humble manner possible:

kids know shit when they see and hear shit.

Confused by the foreign language, I thought the ambulance was going to give it a go.

couldnt there have been a play-in game with FUCKTARD ?

would work for a boxer too. or a union boss. you dont fuck with Jack Dickey.

we ask the questions, sweetheart.

Just bought my first house...its a new house...first crap has to be the best ever, amiright ? christening the throne has no equal...and afterwards, its just damaged goods.