Instinct?

A 0-0 season sounds preferable to the crap that Raiders, Chargers, and Rams fans are about to sit through.

Pan pizza inside the pillow case

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

2) Leaving

I feel like cookie dough is objectively more delicious than cookies. I don’t even feel like this statement is an opinion. Like, cookies are weird and dumb and frequently gross, crumbly pieces of shit (and even at best, they’re just tolerable), while cookie dough is an extension of the joy of the universe.

I hate it when people rail against positive change because it doesn’t solve all our problems at once. It’s just picking something easy to feel clever about stating the obvious about.

it’s a small, needed symbolic step.

We’ve come down hard on cops in these parts lately, and rightly so. But kudos to Green Bay’s police, EMS, and fire/rescue departments who, in the four hours of radio traffic I listened to, remained calm and professional throughout the entire event—even amidst the noise, darkness, confusion, and angry drunks screaming…

It always comes down to this.

The only Confederate flag that mattered. I never get tired of that joke.

You’re all gross.

It talks? No thanks, then.

There was no yes option, so I’m just gonna mash my junk against the monitor.

Nobody deserves to have their life ruined for using any kind of drug. But using drugs or drink and then driving is the act of a selfish arsehole who deserves to be caught and punished.

Honestly, fuck every single one of the people in @TonyHarpel’s picture so hard.

Would definitely mouth fuck this.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

This is a Deadspin article, so I expected him to actually have a massive erection on the field, not a fuck up.