When Iran busts into the semis, this post is going be a great ayatollah-d ya so.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

The internet is shockingly devoid of ferret sneeze gifs. Someone needs to get on that.

I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

I’m Ngannou argue with you.

Keep it up, friendo.

Yep. I myself came from a great supportive family, was on my way to getting my degree, but did not know I was suffering from a life long anxiety disorder that led me to two suicide attempts. I was fortunate to find my way out (and finish my degree!) with a lot of help/therapy/support, but some people aren’t so lucky,…

Just here for the comments:

They take their bike racing seriously in France. I bet they fry him for this.

Ehhh him keeping a list wouldn’t shock me, but I’d be pretty surprised to hear this guy uses Excel.

Nothing says “GRIT CULTURE” like a boozy brunch with your friends and a few coworkers you felt obligated to invite at this crazy cool Peruvian Place its like not very well known but sooooo authentic seriously you have to try it.

What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

I think about my kids in the car. I think my kids at home waiting for me. I think my kids at school waiting for me to pick them up.

hey, his plan to take everyone’s guns can still be executed in the next 24 days.

Pictured: Phil Jackson’s iPad

I hate their youth.

Fun Fact: Those are also the first three rules of dating.