Yossarian gold mine:

Would be hit by it.

"you need to learn the language of calories and macronutrients." This is such a good way to describe it. Nine years ago I lost 50 pounds and felt like a million bucks. I wasn't skinny, started to wear size medium everything. While I have been struggling with 20 of them (up, down, up, down, up), I still keep hold…

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I don't think jealousy was a big part of what caused this relationship to Flounder.

Danny Tartabull took my mom out on 2 dates, never called her again and made her cry. So obviously my answer is Ryan Braun.

If You Want to Catch the Early Bird Special at Golden Corral, You Got it.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

We have to stop criminalizing teenage dumbassness. Teens will always be stupid. That's what being a teenager is for.

Maybe Scott got to see some of them, and feel that extra bit of love in his last days. I hope so.

For a short time I worked as a writer for the world wide leader and I was one of thousands who wrote for the website. I met Scott only twice by chance more than anything as I wasn't ever based in Bristol, or even a blip on the radar in the scheme of things, but at one of those events Scott turned to someone and said…

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!

he traveled.

I'd be more upset about the people screaming. I would hate to be trying to keep my kids relaxed while grown men and women scream.

National Domestic Violence Hotline

Look at this hypocrite.

I wouldn't look down on my phone so much if I respected it more.

Lots of ignorant hicks from Dallas visiting in blackface? That's an odd tourist base.

What if you have, like, a really big head?

Ok, NOW he probably gets it. Parabolic burn!!