Can you explain this comment? How do you distinguish spanking from beating? I don't understand how you draw that line, and there clearly isn't any consensus on where the line should be drawn, if at all (I know you aren't claiming this, but plenty of people are claiming Peterson was just spanking his kid).

why not in public? if it's not abuse, then there's nothing to hide right?

I would love to see how you can hit someone and have it not be out of anger or frustration. If you weren't frustrated, you wouldn't have hit her.

Yep. You can replace "Ravens" with "NFL" and it's the same thing. It doesn't matter who did or didn't see it. They were never going to give much of a shit until WE saw it.

Prepare yourself for disappointment.

Props to the Bengals; prayers for Leah & the Still family. And a reminder of how barbaric it is that a family in the richest fucking country on the planet could possibly be uninsured when a precious little girl has cancer. USA! USA!

Yes, I know ASU grad programs are well respected. I was making a joke, mostly off the well known perception of my alma mater (yes, ASU Class of 97). And yes, I went to Auburn for my Masters. Btw, SEC and south jokes are welcome too. Jesus, I thought being able to take a joke was a pre-requisite for this site.

Ok, lets just get it out of the way.... the news here isn't that Sarafin's gay, it's that someone at ASU is pursuing a Master's Degree.

Two teams. One cup.

This is true. But the news is the police investigation, not the photo.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or convicted felons...

This would just make me depressed.

I just can't..

Just add the words "I blame Chad Kroeger" onto any paragraph about something bad. It is usually at least partially correct.

I wonder if he goes to the same doctor, or did he have to Shop Around?

I should show these to my wife then.

The one time you wish a dingo had in fact, eaten your baby.

What a fucking brat (unless he's a special needs child then "God Bless").

This list was flawed from the start. Apple is way better than cherry, pecan pie done right should be 2nd and I'd rather catch whatever hepatitis Pamela Anderson has than willingly eat a sliver of Key Lime.