Braun's the cheater? Jobu used goddamn voodoo to enhance his performance.

If two NHL players fought each other at a club, could they get away with it if they called it practice?

Defensive Coordinator Saunters into Home with 3 Pizzas & Stuffed Animal

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

This is really going to hurt the brand of those sex offenders.

At least we finally know that the drapes do, in fact, match the carpet.

Better title: This Mugshot Is Dan LeBetard, Si or No?

Chad Curtis is still hoping to get mentioned for all of his appearances in the minors.

I saw this earlier they just filmed like 50 of these and deleted the ones that didn't come true

That's great and all, but can he draw a chicken jerking off a horse?

Please show your work.

Well Black People Eaters doesn't have the same ring to it.

(The Flyers introduced black alternates two years later.) -"goddammit, they always win." - - Phil Mushnick

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

Yes, but it's not that easy for a black guy in Florida to stand his ground.

But if he sticks around for more than 4 hours, consult your physician.

In an alternate universe, Dan Tard is suspended for Uggliness

I respect your list of ingredients. I am a good clam liquor, myself.

It's awfully refreshing to see so little ink on an NBA player.

I don't begrudge James his power.