Agree. I am responsible for controlling my urge to drink mass quantities of wine, to watch my diet by not eating a gallon of ice cream for dinner, to not tell my boss to fuck off because and a million other things. So, if I can do all this, these little fuckers can learn too.  Damnit.

So true. It really was MYOB. 

Me too. It’s the red onions that kill me the most.

I’m so glad it made you laugh. Me too. Go check out them all out at Bored Panda. They posted 30 signs. Click on humor or comedy at the top. Enjoy.

I borrowed these from Bored Panda. Had to share them. Thank you U.K. we don’t like him either.

 Creepy. I will show myself out. Thank you.

You did the right thing. Please contact the police. You did nothing wrong. I am so sorry this happened to you.

I just fell off the couch laughing my ass off you fucking hussy.  All my stars to you.

I remember those guys too in college. And then they want to run their hands up and down your arm or your leg and it’s just too fucking creepy. OMG.

Exactly. Been divorced many years.  Not sure I can ever share a bathroom or a remote control with a man ever again. Good to know I’m not the only one who feels this way.

Wow. Thanks for the info. Pretty spot I might add.

Is it me or is that picture photoshopped?

Yeah you’re probably right. I hope she punches him in the dick right before he gets served with divorce papers and the restraining order.  And tells the cops he fell down drunk. Like he always does when he’s drunk officer.

Really, what a fucking loser. Bet he paid for a few corner hand jobs. The pig.

You are a wonderful daughter Dorothy

I am so sorry my dear.  It’s Hard to lose our kitties. I think the bourbon was a good choice. Cheers my friend

Of course. Why not? These guys are real smart.

Don’t get on a plane with his ass.

Good point.

I do hope she finds peace. She does not seem to be the diva type, just a nice girl who loves her little boys. I hope something good and balanced happens for her.