I don’t know man, i like her.

I like her, probably because I think if I were rich and famous I’d be nearly as awkward and insufferable. I was a theatre kid, and she’s exactly a theatre kid who grew up and became successful.

no way man, I am cutting my hair like this next week! It’s trendy but also classic.

Maximum eccentricity.

What?! No!!! That’s a beautiful haircut. I wish I could pull off short hair.

Does anyone else suspect that Bey and Jay are super weird by this point in their lives? I feel like they have that isolated, rich celebrity crazy going on. I haven't seen either of them do an interview in a long time so I have nothing really to go off of.

The waist?!?!?!? Who measures their band size from their waist????

“In life, he was a very private person. We’re going to continue to respect his privacy and his dignity in hope that you do as well.”

I know there are people who want Answers. I don’t think I do. But I’ve also always wondered why the public is entitled to this information at all.

Yes this is normal.

I would be terrified to wear that much money on my hand without hiring personal security. Also, I agree, for that money, she should be able to summon captain planet.

6 girls planned to beat the shit out of their classmate. This wasn’t a sad accident. This was murder.

In hindsight, I realize I sound like I’m being sarcastic, but I’m not. I’m bummed.

Relax.

Ugh, I think Kylie babysat for them...

ALTERNATIVE TAKE: literally nothing this family does is actually real, it’s all planned out ahead of time. relationships included.

Every time I hear the name Blac Chyna i think “That is the name off a WWE character and not the name of a real life human woman.”

“Everybody wants to be a nigga but don’t nobody wanna be a nigga.”

This is all thanks to Kylie Jenner, who started lips.

I like knowing who the Piece of Shit of the Day award goes to before 9am; thanks Jez!